Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Life is a process, not a principle, a \ | mystery to be lived, not a problem to | | be solved. | | | | -- Gerard Straub, television producer | | and author (stolen from Frank | \ Herbert??) / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;