Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / A classic is something that everyone \ | wants to have read and nobody wants to | | read. | | | | -- Mark Twain, "The Disappearance of | \ Literature" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;