Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "The one charm of marriage is that it \ | makes a life of deception a necessity." | | | \ -- Oscar Wilde / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;