Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Life is like an onion: you peel off \ | layer after layer and then you find | | there is nothing in it. | | | \ -- James Huneker / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;