Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / To reduce printing costs, we have sent \ | you only the forms you may need based | \ on what you filed last year. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;