Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / I don't like this official/unofficial \ | distinction. It sound, er, officious. | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199702221943.LAA20388@wall.org> / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;