Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / "If it's not loud, it doesn't work!" \ | | \ -- Blank Reg, from "Max Headroom" / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;