Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Ahhhhhh... the smell of cuprinol and \ | mahogany. It excites me to... acts of | \ passion... acts of... ineptitude. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;