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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ **** GROWTH CENTER REPAIR SERVICE       \
|                                         |
| For those who have had too much of      |
| Esalen, Topanga, and Kairos. Tired of   |
| being genuine all the time? Would you   |
| like to learn how to be a little phony  |
| again? Have you disclosed so much that  |
| you're beginning to avoid people? Have  |
| you touched so many people that they're |
| all beginning to feel the same? Like to |
| be a little dependent? Are perfect      |
| orgasms beginning to bore you? Would    |
| you like, for once, not to express a    |
| feeling? Or better yet, not be in touch |
| with it at all? Come to us. We promise  |
| to relieve you of the burden of your    |
\ great potential.                        /
 -----------------------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;