Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "You're a creature of the night, \ | Michael. Wait'll Mom hears about this." | | | \ -- from the movie "The Lost Boys" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;