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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Like corn in a field I cut you down, I  \
| threw the last punch way too hard,      |
| After years of going steady, well, I    |
| thought it was time, To throw in my     |
| hand for a new set of cards. And I      |
| can't take you dancing out on the       |
| weekend, I figured we'd painted too     |
| much of this town, And I tried not to   |
| look as I walked to my wagon, And I     |
| knew then I had lost what should have   |
| been found, I knew then I had lost what |
| should have been found.                 |
|                                         |
| And I feel like a bullet in the gun of  |
| Robert Ford                             |
|                                         |
| I'm as low as a paid assassin is        |
|                                         |
| You know I'm cold as a hired sword.     |
|                                         |
| I'm so ashamed we can't patch it up,    |
|                                         |
| You know I can't think straight no more |
|                                         |
| You make me feel like a bullet, honey,  |
|                                         |
| a bullet in the gun of Robert Ford.     |
|                                         |
\ -- Elton John "I Feel Like a Bullet"    /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;