Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Like corn in a field I cut you down, I \ | threw the last punch way too hard, | | After years of going steady, well, I | | thought it was time, To throw in my | | hand for a new set of cards. And I | | can't take you dancing out on the | | weekend, I figured we'd painted too | | much of this town, And I tried not to | | look as I walked to my wagon, And I | | knew then I had lost what should have | | been found, I knew then I had lost what | | should have been found. | | | | And I feel like a bullet in the gun of | | Robert Ford | | | | I'm as low as a paid assassin is | | | | You know I'm cold as a hired sword. | | | | I'm so ashamed we can't patch it up, | | | | You know I can't think straight no more | | | | You make me feel like a bullet, honey, | | | | a bullet in the gun of Robert Ford. | | | \ -- Elton John "I Feel Like a Bullet" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;