Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / About the only thing we have left that \ | actually discriminates in favor of the | \ plain people is the stork. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;