Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Humor in the Court: Q. Were you \ | aquainted with the deceased? A. Yes, | \ sir. Q. Before or after he died? / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;