Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Suppose you're working on an optimizer \ | to render \X unnecessary (or rather, | | redundant, which isn't the same thing | | in my book). | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199710211624.JAA17833@wall.org> / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;