Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The King and his advisor are \ | overlooking the battle field: | | | | King: "How goes the battle plan?" | | Advisor: "See those little black specks | | running to the right?" K: "Yes." A: | | "Those are their guys. And all those | | little red specks running | | | | to the left are our guys. Then when | | they collide we wait till | | | | the dust clears." K: "And?" A: "If | | there are more red specks left than | | black specks, we win." K: "But what | | about the ^#!!$% battle plan?" A: "So | | far, it seems to be going according to | \ specks." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;