Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / To craunch a marmoset. \ | | | -- Pedro Carolino, "English as She is | \ Spoke" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;