Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Isn't it nice that people who prefer \ | Los Angeles to San Francisco live | | there? | | | \ -- Herb Caen / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;