Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The good (I am convinced, for one) Is \ | but the bad one leaves undone. Once | | your reputation's done You can live a | | life of fun. | | | \ -- Wilhelm Busch / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;