Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I'm mentally OVERDRAWN! What's that \ | SIGNPOST up ahead? Where's ROD STERLING | \ when you really need him? / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;