Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Kids, don't gross me off ... \ | "Adventures with MENTAL HYGIENE" can be | \ carried too FAR! / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;