Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / I want to marry a girl just like the \ | girl that married dear old dad. | | | \ -- Freud / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;