Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Finagle's Creed: \ | | | Science is true. Don't be misled by | \ facts. / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;