Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Don't you wish that all the people who \ | sincerely want to help you could agree | \ with each other? / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;