Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Woman was taken out of man -- not out \ | of his head, to rule over him; nor out | | of his feet, to be trampled under by | | him; but out of his side, to be equal | | to him -- under his arm, that he might | | protect her, and near his heart that he | | might love her. | | | \ -- Henry / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;