Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A wife started serving chopped meat, \ | Monday hamburger, Tuesday meat loaf, | | Wednesday tartar steak, and Thursday | | meatballs. On Friday morning her | \ husband snarled, "How now, ground cow?" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;