Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The real reason large families benefit \ | society is because at least a few of | | the children in the world shouldn't be | \ raised by beginners. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;