Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Politicians should read science \ | fiction, not westerns and detective | | stories. | | | \ -- Arthur C. Clarke / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;