Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Walt: Dad, what's gradual school? Garp: \ | Gradual school? Walt: Yeah. Mom says | | her work's more fun now that she's | | teaching | | | | gradual school. Garp: Oh. Well, gradual | | school is someplace you go and | | gradually | | | | find out that you don't want to go to | | school anymore. | | | \ -- The World According To Garp / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;