Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /Knghtbrd: I'd love to see \ | support for xor crosshairs.. | | Mercury: you're on quack. | | Knghtbrd: You're the dealer... *** | \ Knghtbrd is now known as QuackDealer / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;