Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The older I grow, the less important \ | the comma becomes. Let the reader catch | | his own breath. | | | \ -- Elizabeth Clarkson Zwart / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;