Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / Gordon's first law: \ | | | If a research project is not worth | \ doing, it is not worth doing well. / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;