Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I just ate a whole package of Sweet \ | Tarts and a can of Coke. I think I saw | | God. | | | \ -- B. Hathrume Duk / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;