Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, \ | where's it going to end? | | | \ -- Tom Stoppard / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;