Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / All this big deal about white collar \ | crime -- what's WRONG with white collar | | crime? Who enjoys his job today? You? | | Me? Anybody? The only satisfying part | | of any job is coffee break, lunch hour | | and quitting time. Years ago there was | | at least the hope of improvement -- | | eventual promotion -- more important | | jobs to come. Once you can be sold the | | myth that you may make president of the | | company you'll hardly ever steal | | stamps. But nobody believes he's going | | to be president anymore. The more | | people change jobs the more they | | realize that there is a direct | | connection between working for a living | | and total stupefying boredom. So why | | NOT take revenge? You're not going to | | find ME knocking a guy because he pads | | an expense account and his home | | stationery carries the company emblem. | | Take away crime from the white collar | | worker and you will rob him of his last | | vestige of job interest. | | | \ -- J. Feiffer / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;