Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ___________________________________ / QOTD: \ | | | The forest may be quiet, but that | | doesn't mean | | | \ the snakes have gone away. / ----------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;