Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "Life, loathe it or ignore it, you \ | can't like it." | | | | -- Marvin, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the | \ Galaxy" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;