Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I simply try to aid in letting the \ | light of historical truth into that | | decaying mass of outworn thought which | | attaches the modern world to medieval | | conceptions of Christianity, and which | | still lingers among us -- a most | | serious barrier to religion and morals, | | and a menace to the whole normal | | evolution of society. | | | | -- Andrew D. White, author, first | \ president of Cornell University, 1896 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;