Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Q: How many college football players \ | does it take to screw in a light bulb? | | A: Only one, but he gets three credits | \ for it. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;