Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ___________________________________ / The heart is not a logical organ. \ | | | -- Dr. Janet Wallace, "The Deadly | \ Years", stardate 3479.4 / ----------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;