Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Q: How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents \ | does it take to change a light bulb? A: | | That's proprietary information. Answer | | available from AT&T on payment | | | \ of license fee (binary only). / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;