Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / C'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas la \ | guerre! | | | | [It is magnificent, but it is not war] | | | | -- Pierre Bosquet, witnessing the | \ charge of the Light Brigade / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;