Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, \ | it's hard to get it back in. | | | \ -- H. R. Haldeman / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;