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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ cerebral atrophy, n:                    \
|                                         |
| The phenomena which occurs as brain     |
| cells become weak and sick, and impair  |
| the brain's performance. An abundance   |
| of these "bad" cells can cause symptoms |
| related to senility, apathy,            |
| depression, and overall poor academic   |
| performance. A certain small number of  |
| brain cells will deteriorate due to     |
| everday activity, but large amounts are |
| weakened by intense mental effort and   |
| the assimilation of difficult concepts. |
| Many college students become victims of |
| this dread disorder due to poor habits  |
| such as overstudying.                   |
|                                         |
| cerebral darwinism, n:                  |
|                                         |
| The theory that the effects of cerebral |
| atrophy can be reversed through the     |
| purging action of heavy alcohol         |
| consumption. Large amounts of alcohol   |
| cause many brain cells to perish due to |
| oxygen deprivation. Through the process |
| of natural selection, the weak and sick |
| brain cells will die first, leaving     |
| only the healthy cells. This wonderful  |
| process leaves the imbiber with a       |
| healthier, more vibrant brain, and      |
| increases mental capacity. Thus, the    |
| devastating effects of cerebral atrophy |
| are reversed, and academic performance  |
| actually increases beyond previous      |
\ levels.                                 /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;