Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A German, a Pole and a Czech left camp \ | for a hike through the woods. After | | being reported missing a day or two | | later, rangers found two bears, one a | | male, one a female, looking | | suspiciously overstuffed. They killed | | the female, autopsied her, and sure | | enough, found the German and the Pole. | | | | "What do you think?" said the the first | | ranger. | | | | "The Czech is in the male," replied the | \ second. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;