Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / It's not whether you win or lose but \ | how you played the game. | | | \ -- Grantland Rice / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;