Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / C makes it easy for you to shoot \ | yourself in the foot. C++ makes that | | harder, but when you do, it blows away | | your whole leg. | | | \ -- Bjarne Stroustrup / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;