Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Coming to Stores Near You: \ | | | 101 Grammatically Correct Popular Tunes | | Featuring: | | | | (You Aren't Anything but a) Hound Dog | | | | It Doesn't Mean a Thing If It Hasn't | | Got That Swing | | | | I'm Not Misbehaving | | | \ And A Whole Lot More... / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;