Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Argue for your limitations, and sure \ | enough, they're yours. | | | | -- Messiah's Handbook : Reminders for | \ the Advanced Soul / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;