Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Solutions are obvious if one only has \ | the optical power to observe them over | | the horizon. | | | \ -- K. A. Arsdall / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;