Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / In our civilization, and under our \ | republican form of government, | | intelligence is so highly honored that | | it is rewarded by exemption from the | | cares of office. | | | | -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's | \ Dictionary" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;